Honestly, I can't believe you're taking the time to read this. I mean, don't you have something better to do? Isn't there a show you could be bingeing on Netflix...or maybe take the dog for a walk? Maybe pick up a book?
You didn't quit after that first paragraph? Seriously? Fine - here's my story: after working for years in marketing for big soulless, bland restaurant chains, I wanted to open my own breakfast and lunch spot. I wanted a place where my friends and neighbors could hang out, smile a little, enjoy each other's company and have some great food, made with care. I hope we've done that. 
We aren't fancy, we don't take ourselves too seriously, and the owner is kind of a dipshit....but we try to have fun and serve up some darn good food. Hope you'll stop by and say hi.

(One other thing - I really wanted a place where I could play whatever music I wanted, without my wife or kids bitchin' at me. So if you don't like what's on, keep it to yourself. I get enough of that at home.)